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Monday, June 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The WEE Little BAT
This is a TRUE story that happened last night...
I was walking down E. Zobel St. to ride a jeep that'll take me to my date for the evening. On that street corner where I usually wait for a jeep, is an enormous acacia tree that has been there like ever since I can remember.
When I was nearing the bend of the street corner, I felt something hit my head really hard. At first I thought somebody threw something at me! I looked back, nobody's there. When I raised my hand to touch where the thing hit me, I felt my head was wet, and what do you normally do when that happens???
You raise your right hand to your nose to smell it. So, I did... AND IT WAS REALLY, VERY PUTRID! Ugh!!! What the hell is this? But then I thought, well, maybe it just my right hand that didn't smelled nice... so I raised the left hand. Well, needless to say... it was the liquid on my head that had the awful smell.
While my mind was thinking what the hell hit my head... I remembered that the acacia tree I was under was a home for numerous bats. SO... needless to say... a BAT made a restroom out of my head.
I was walking back and forth, should I ride a jeep already? I have already walked this far and my date's waiting for me. Or should I go home and wash the thing off my head? I looked at my watch, time says it's already fifteen minutes to eight. So I took the first jeep that passed by.
Next to me was this guy in shorts, and I really felt his eyes on me. I felt sorry for him, because the breeze was taking the stench from my head to his nose. I can't explain the look on his face when I got in the jeep. When he went down, he gave me this "Man, you should take a bath" look. ME? I just had to laugh at myself... at this time, I thought to myself, I should've gone home first.
So I took the bus to Edsa Central, good thing there was no one next to me. When I reached Starbucks, I saw my date reading a magazine, so I scampered to the rest room as fast as I can. When I closed the door, I realized that I SMELL REALLY ROTTEN!!! I washed my hands with water and soap, and then SHAMPOOED my head with the hand soap also. BAT PEE TAKES FOREVER TO TAKE AWAY!!! Good thing it didn't dripped on my shirt, that could've been another story!!!
After washing my hands and bald head for more than three time, the stench disappeared. But I had to make sure, so I stayed a good five more minutes in the restroom just to make sure, wasting water, soap, and tissue paper. After that, I went to my companions' table, and for the likes of me, can't help but tell her the story, which was the highlight of that day for me!!!
Moral of the story? You figure it out... I'm still thinking I smell like bat wee wee!!!
When I was nearing the bend of the street corner, I felt something hit my head really hard. At first I thought somebody threw something at me! I looked back, nobody's there. When I raised my hand to touch where the thing hit me, I felt my head was wet, and what do you normally do when that happens???
You raise your right hand to your nose to smell it. So, I did... AND IT WAS REALLY, VERY PUTRID! Ugh!!! What the hell is this? But then I thought, well, maybe it just my right hand that didn't smelled nice... so I raised the left hand. Well, needless to say... it was the liquid on my head that had the awful smell.
While my mind was thinking what the hell hit my head... I remembered that the acacia tree I was under was a home for numerous bats. SO... needless to say... a BAT made a restroom out of my head.
I was walking back and forth, should I ride a jeep already? I have already walked this far and my date's waiting for me. Or should I go home and wash the thing off my head? I looked at my watch, time says it's already fifteen minutes to eight. So I took the first jeep that passed by.
Next to me was this guy in shorts, and I really felt his eyes on me. I felt sorry for him, because the breeze was taking the stench from my head to his nose. I can't explain the look on his face when I got in the jeep. When he went down, he gave me this "Man, you should take a bath" look. ME? I just had to laugh at myself... at this time, I thought to myself, I should've gone home first.
So I took the bus to Edsa Central, good thing there was no one next to me. When I reached Starbucks, I saw my date reading a magazine, so I scampered to the rest room as fast as I can. When I closed the door, I realized that I SMELL REALLY ROTTEN!!! I washed my hands with water and soap, and then SHAMPOOED my head with the hand soap also. BAT PEE TAKES FOREVER TO TAKE AWAY!!! Good thing it didn't dripped on my shirt, that could've been another story!!!
After washing my hands and bald head for more than three time, the stench disappeared. But I had to make sure, so I stayed a good five more minutes in the restroom just to make sure, wasting water, soap, and tissue paper. After that, I went to my companions' table, and for the likes of me, can't help but tell her the story, which was the highlight of that day for me!!!
Moral of the story? You figure it out... I'm still thinking I smell like bat wee wee!!!
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