sino ka nga ba???
Let's start by my real name... Bernardo Alesna Manzano, Jr... which, for the purpose of those behind me (para ma trace nila ng maayos heritage namin) I CORRECTED to Bernardo Yamson Gaguan Tanggagorang Alesna Lapuz Pommier Manzano, Jr. My family's history of excile from both sides made me do this. My family is part Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, American, and Jewish. SO... here we go...
Nyo - I actually named myself this. According to my Nanay, when I was a toddler, I had difficulty saying JUNIOR, I end up saying just NYO.
Junior - Tatay, of course. And my relatives on his side.
Bernard - When I entered preschool, this is what my teacher called me. Tapos bumalik ng grade 5 and hanggang ngayon.
Kuya - When my younger sister Tabitha started talking.
Bernardo - Grade 1- 4
Manzano - Some of my teachers in elementary.
Bikong - By my cousin Kuya Sammy Sampol... we call him ABNOY.
Bakla - Need I say more? Saka pala nung call-center days ko, lahat... BAKLA!!!
Tibo - When I was growing up, I looked like a girl and dressed liked a boy. Until I reached 6, some of my neighbors thought I was a tomboy. I even got myself confused at times.. tinatanong ko si Nanay kung ano pagkaka-iba ng babae sa lalaki. I also remember I sometimes got MOLESTED because of this, kasi they wanted to really know if I was a boy talaga, kaya yung iba... hinihipuan ako (is there a shrink in the house???).
A. B. Normal - Kami ng mga dating kaibigan ko.
Moret - Tawagan namin ng mga churchmates ko na barkada ko.
Talentado - Alam nyo na kung bakit.
Disaster Master - Clumsy ako nung bata. Dami kong nasisirang bagay.
Adviser - Tawag sa akin ng mga pasaway kong kaibigan na lagi kong sinesermonan.
Mr. President - Nung first year high school saka nung 1st year ko sa college.
Mr. Ambassador - Everyone in college called me this. Sinali kasi ako ng class adviser namin sa Mr. and Miss Ambassador for HRM students, and I won 1st runner up, pero sabi ng student body, I should've won, kaya they call me Mr. Ambassador. Actually, kahit yung nanalo, ganito tawag sa akin. Eh, ok lang... I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taft... top 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you. (Ay, mali, di ako sumagot nito!!! But I didn't feel any pressure that time... I did it for the "UNO" grade).
Bumbay - Because I'm hairy.
Supot - Tawag ng mga kuya ko sa akin, nung ako's di pa...
Baboy - Kasi sobrang taba ko noon, tapos may ugali akong YAK, hanggang ngayon naman, eh, he he he...
Adik - Nung bigla akong pumayat mula sa 36 na bewang to 26. Pati ako natakot, pero di ako adik no'n
Nio - I was a part of a band dati, and they all called me Mio (as in mee-hee-hee-hee-yo-ho-ho-ho-ho...) because that's what they heard when I was first introduced to them. Ako naman, di ko pansin, until may inabot silang folder sa akin with song lyrics, nakasulat sa harap, "Mio". So, I corrected them, said it was "N" and not "M". Kaya naging Nio. Saka mas appropriate... comes from the name Junior, eh.
jr16thnote - My online handle
Neo - Sa mga di masabi yung pangalan ko ng maayos (or yun kasi ang basa nila)
Direk - TRS-ICS people.
Nio - I was a part of a band dati, and they all called me Mio (as in mee-hee-hee-hee-yo-ho-ho-ho-ho...) because that's what they heard when I was first introduced to them. Ako naman, di ko pansin, until may inabot silang folder sa akin with song lyrics, nakasulat sa harap, "Mio". So, I corrected them, said it was "N" and not "M". Kaya naging Nio. Saka mas appropriate... comes from the name Junior, eh.
jr16thnote - My online handle
Neo - Sa mga di masabi yung pangalan ko ng maayos (or yun kasi ang basa nila)
Direk - TRS-ICS people.
Babes - Robell Joyce Cairo... High school girlfriend that lasted for three days. First kiss ko, hee hee!!!
Beh - Hi hi hi hi!!!
Mahal - Ria Mariano (ex) and now... Dalawang hi hi hi hi hi!!! Also Nanay.
***** - Mga tawag at tawagan naming mga kaibigan kong "Christians" at "Pastors" (sorry po sa mga na-offend)
Clusivol - From Kuya Arnold Molina. Halos lahat ng pwedeng gawin sa dati kong church, pinag-daanan ko ata, kaya bawal magkasakit..
Nyoy - Some ICS people.
Noy - ICS ulit, he he he.
Pastor - Mindoro missions day, by the populace.
Fashionista - Started at C3, Sean Zaldy started it, I think. (call center)
Piolo Pascual - Wag na... basta. Kasabay 'to ng Josh Groban. Mga tao sa lamay. Mga puyat na kasi, kaya kung sino sino na nakikita, he he he.
Marvin Agustin - Again... wag na. basta sa 7-11 ito, sa Pandacan, napag-kamalan.
Joaquin Phoenix - Online buddies, nung ma-chat pa ako. Kamukha ko daw.
Bords - Enok And Christian... special mention :P
Boi - Best friend Rey Madriaga, sa church sa Pandacan.
Honorarium - By some teachers in Makati High School, started by Mrs. Pinga. Pinagbubuntis daw ako ni Nanay nung nakuha nya honorarium nya ( ano man 'yon).
Teacher - Sa mga tinuturuan kong conio, lalo na nung Halili-Cruz School of Ballet days. Sa mga batang kalye at sa provinces, Kuya Nio, eh.
Kapatid - Sa Pandacan church.
Niknok - Rendon kids.
Barney - Nung nagtrabaho ako sa Wendy's.
Bong - Other group of people. Love you GAYS!!! :P
Nyok Nyok - Mga jologs kong relatives.
Mr. NTAS - Kaya ko iniba yung name ng clothing studio. Remember when Colgate made ready-made t.v. dinners? I make clothes, I cook food... 'wag naman paghaluin, Teter. X(
The NIO - Some TRS friends, started by Anna FOZ.
Tatay - isang tao lang tumawag sa akin nito, si Adrian.
Anak - My parents and call-center t.l.'s.
King Legolas - Si Manong Chichan!!!
Baby Bro - Si Big Bro Dane!!! :P
King Legolas - Si Manong Chichan!!!
Baby Bro - Si Big Bro Dane!!! :P
Bunso - Doc Kleng
Sir - Some students dati.
Tito - Mga pamangkin ko.
Sir - Some students dati.
Tito - Mga pamangkin ko.
Nyor - By my late, great, Abuelita Juanita, Mom's side.
Artista - Ptr. Chad sa Facebook.
Papa - Kung sinu-sinong bakla dyan sa tabi-tabi. :P
Hmm... sino ba i-ta-tag... Kei, Chris Pascual(ayaw nun ng ganito, eh), Rachel Ragaza, Anna FOZ Castro, JC "Ash" Castro, Jemai and Jaymee... at kung sino pang iba na gusto.
and i thot i was long-winded... :|
ReplyDeleteHe he he. Meron pa pong iba, kaso sobrang BLEEP-able na. :P
ReplyDeletedami ah? hahaha
ReplyDeleteGawa ka din. :P
ReplyDeleteyou for got the Mr. Nio Bernardo..i used to call you..haha..
ReplyDelete"Love Is" ito, he he he he!!!
ReplyDeleteOthers pa... Bernardino, Bernardinio... and, ewan ko kung pano nagsimula ito, Nio Sun...??? All of these from ICS people. :P
"nio"
nde naman ako na-tag eh ;).... haha
ReplyDeletehehe. aqo tawag q sau "POGI" ;)) pwede nb un? haha! =D
ReplyDeletenice bLog. ;)
Pwedeng pwede!!! He he he!!! And did you made yours??? :D
ReplyDeletei forgot some names lil bro.. Will update mine shortly..hehe
ReplyDeleteYou did, Big Bro!!! :P
ReplyDeletehaha...ang dami...=))
ReplyDeleteOi, oi, oi!!! Tagged kaya kayo ni Jemai!!! GAWA NA!!! HMP!!! :P
ReplyDeleteSige na nga, TAG!!! :P
ReplyDeleteinfairness kuya...out of nothingness to do...which is mukhang first time sa vocabulary ko...eto ang kauna.unahang rineplyan kong tag.LOL =D...haha...ala lng..just so u know...lol
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaahahahahaha!!! Thank naman, nagpa-uto ka sa akin, he he he he!!! Pero ganda naman kasi ding TAG, di ba? :P
ReplyDeletengayon ko lang napansin na kasama pala ako dito... gagawa ba ako? hehehe pag isipan ko...
ReplyDeleteSige, tiisin mo ko. :P
ReplyDeletekaya naman... hehehe!
ReplyDeletedi mo sinama... nionio!
Ay, oo nga...
ReplyDeleteNionio...
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