I swim during Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays. I'm not a good swimmer, but I do get coaching from one of my best friends every Sunday. Very seldom can I make one lap from one end of the pool to the other. And sometimes, during those times when I'm pretty sure I can make a full lap from end to end, someone bursts my bubble and ruin the momentum. So for those who are using the Makati Aqua Sports Arena, please be guided accordingly. Here are some swimming etiquette you need to follow not just for my sake, but for those other people as well.1) If you're in the pool just to soak, please do it on the sides, not in the VERY MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' POOL! You are ruining the momentum for some of us who'd want to finish one lap. Specially those who come in droves... Please, please, PLEASE!!! Be considerate and give way to those doing laps. We're not mayabang, even I know I look pretty awkward when I do my breast stroke, but we are driven, and you're killing the drive!!!
2) To those who are TOO driven when you're swimming, please take note that you're splashing water on our faces when you do your turn. Oo na, magaling na kayo, kaya sa Ilog Pasig kayo lumangoy, malapit naman dun yung pool! Kayo ang mayayabang, and don't pretend that you don't see us when you're swimming. Next time you do your turn next to me, you'll be leaving with a broken leg!!!
3) Please, please, please... USE THE GUTTER WHEN YOU'RE SPITTING!!! Ugh!!! Good thing I don't see THIS person anymore when I swim.
4) The water basins in the men's restroom are for EVERY BODY'S use, not to soak your SPAT-ON goggles in. I'm thinking that THESE TWO morons are the same people who swim like they're the only ones in the pool. GET YOUR OWN POOL!!!
5) Don't tap my shoulders when I'm doing my bubbles. It scares me causing me to breath in water... just slap me when I'm out of water, at least I wouldn't drown.
6) Ladies... after doing your laps... please... AVOID DOING THAT HEAVY BREATHING THING... just don't, you know who you are...
7) Men... Iwasang kumambyo, o wag magpakita pag kumakambyo... alam nyo na yun!!!
8) I OWN LOCKER 68, SO KEEP OUT!!!
That's it for now, see you guys again in the pool!!!
waaaaaaaaaah! ang sarap naman ng pagiging bum mo..puro tubig..inggit ako...ako sa pawis lang naliligo eh..yak! ahaha!
ReplyDeleteHe he he, kailangan, eh. Di ko na kayang buhatin sarili ko sa street dance, kaya kailangan medyo magbawas. Medyo lang naman... I still love my fats!!!(sinong niloko ko???)
ReplyDeletepano kung hindi ka marunong lumangoy? hehe.
ReplyDeleteAba, eh, magbabad lang, pero sa gilid lang naman, FLES!!! >P
ReplyDeleteI already have a picture of you in my mind where you swim while thinking about drowning the people that piss you off. LOLZ!
ReplyDeleteNya ha ha, loka ka talaga! Kamusta ang twins???
ReplyDeleteMatagal na po akong may sayad. Hahahaha Okies naman babies ko.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
At least you have clothes on while swimming along in my thoughts. Nyahahahaha.
He he he, baliw baliw ka pa din hanggang ngayon. Good to know that the twins are fine, even the panganay. God bless your family!
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...082/myywam.htm
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/y03.html
Unlike some of your friends, I hope you have the courage to stand toe-to-toe with these issues instead of evading my points, responding via ad hominems, or simply refusing to answer and instead blocking my user or deleting my posts, which is the dodgy and cowardly option.