So, okay. Remember the pounds I gained a couple of months ago... they
seemed to have liked the idea of STAYING, and invited a couple of
friends over TO STAY as well!!! Just last Saturday, when we we're
having our workshops for TRS, I came to a very shocking realisation...
MY TUMMY GETS IN THE WAY WHEN I BEND REALLY LOW!!! It's like an inner
tube or something even worse!!! Plus, I don't just have a doudle
chin... I have THREE CHINS NOW!!! And, the blankitie-blank blank...
"HELLO??? Where are you???" I only see IT now when I look infront of
the mirror... not southwards. The summer heat is not helping either...
it makes me wanna eat more!!! Just last night, I already ate dinner at
a friends' house. When I came back home... I had two more servings of
dinner!!! It never fail to happen... everytime I loose a couple of
pounds, and somebody notices it... I gain it back PLUS more! I'm not
supersticious or something, but it really does come back!!! Anyway, I
promised a friend of mine that I'll try to loose these extra pounds...
so!!!... is there anybody out there willing to let me borrow P20,000
for lipposuction??? Anybody???
...Anyone???
a liposuction?! haha, i have a lot of extra bulges myself.. and i know how hard it is to lose those exta pounds.. dont go for liposuction though.. try to change your lifestyle.. how you eat, what you eat, your activities and all.. it's really hard magpapayat no? kaasar.. let's both be patient though..
ReplyDeleteexercise.
ang kapal ko. haha, as far as im concerned my fingers are the only ones getting a lot of exercise nowadays.. im tamad as well..
so there, what did you say you're going to do? liposuction.. let me think about that too... heehee.. :)
how about the south beach diet?ugh.
i hate my fats..
laters.. ;}
hehe, they do love staying. Fat is like that annoying neighbor who greets you every day, then works their way ( kse nag sama pa ng friend ) to your fridge then uses your bathroom then sleeps on your couch and next thing you know Fat is your adopted sibling!
ReplyDeleteI hate him! im gonna skin him real good, oh, hes going to bleed. Then after i strip him of his skin and he looks like a walking tocino? Im going to skewer him with a spear and let him dry up under the summer sun! oh boy this is going to be good grrrrr!!!
pardon me, i just hate my fat! hate it hate it!!
Down with the fat man!!! IBAGSAK!!! BWA HA HA HA!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! MAWAWALA KA DIN!!! PAG NAMATAY AKO, WALA KA NG KAKAPITAN, TABA KA!!!
ReplyDeleteSeems like death is the only escape from this horrid FAT monster... AY MORBID!!!
haha! pwede! pero wag naman, huli na yun, hindi mo na maririnig ang approval ng mga tao tao na pumayat ka na. Dapat makahon ka ng sexy at pogi. =P Vain vain!
ReplyDeletebut if not closed coffin ceremony nalang or incineration nalang. =P ( teka may term dun nakalimutan ko lang )
Cremation yun!!! Pero in fairness, ha? You're loosing some weight, bwiset ka!!!
ReplyDeleteOK lang, people I haven't been seing say I look thinner daw, he he he!!!
I WANNA BE DRUG ADDICT THIN!!!
Ay anu ba?! We're having such a narcissistic conversation here...Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteWork out like hell you guys and you'll be sooooo skinny.
Nagsalita ang magaling...except for those weekend dance practices, I haven't touched my pilates cd for a month! YIKES! Gotta be supermodel thin...
dapat stick human hanger thin. Tapos cheek bones to die for. Cool!
ReplyDeleteDi ba maaapekthan yung anu dun... yung ano... yung ANO!!!... sa ganun kapayat na katawan???
ReplyDeletePilates pilates... Magtulak tayo ng kariton, saka bumili ng dyaryo bote garapa araw araw, papayat tayo!!! He he he he!!!