Description:
Inventive way of cooking an intentionaly-run over carabao
Ingredients:
1 run-over carabao from Nueva Ecija
5 cans tomato sauce
5 cans tomato paste
2 pounds Idaho potatoes
salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
Drive from Manila to Nueva Ecija with the speed not exceeding 140kph. Look for a young carabao; the one's without it's horns yet. Run over it pref. during the night to avoid getting caught by it's owner. Remove guts from the cavity of the beast, then roast whole beast like a suckling pig. Next debone the beast and stew the meat from it in a couldron (was that spelled right???) with water, salt and pepper. Boil till tender, simmer till liquid disolves into half. Add tomato paste and tomato sauce. Simmer till the meat changes from light brown to redish-orange. Add skinned and diced potatoes and simmer again till potatoes soften a bit. Now that it's cooked, give some of it to the carabao's owner and run like hell, not forgetting to bring some of your cooked RUN OVER CARABAO STEW. Enjoy!!! Don't get caught!!! :P
Sounds yummy!
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ReplyDeleteTried that a week ago.. Kitten is not that fresh though.. all flat in the pavement and all.. a hassle scraping it off too.. ( '" \( `~,...,~)
Cauldron. ^^
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